According to Wikipedia, “the Omphalos hypothesis is the pseudo-scientific argument that God created the universe recently... but also introduced false evidence that the universe is of great age”

This essay aims to explore the religious catechism of the Church of Last Thursday, and explore reductio ad absurdum as the possible true core philosophy behind it. All links and evidence are found in the references section. Are there any known members of this church? Is the data consistent with their statements? Is it a case of omphalos hypothesis or reductio ad absurdum?