Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody : An American Muggle in Slytherin House

By Ware, MJ

Book Id: WPLBN0003468706
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Reproduction Date: 5/15/2015

Title:	Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody : An American Muggle in Slytherin House
Author:	Ware, MJ
Volume:
Language:	English
Subject:	Fiction, Magic, Parodies
Collections:	Authors Community, Fantasy
Historic Publication Date:	2015
Publisher:	GC Press

Member Page:	MJ Ware
Citation APA MLA Chicago Ware, B. M. (2015). Harry Plotter and The Chamber of Serpents, A Potter Secret Parody : An American Muggle in Slytherin House. Retrieved from http://gutenberg.cc/

Description
A parody that mirrors the time-line of JK Rowling's Book: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter Book 2). Though this book is a parody of book 2, it is the first book of this series.

Summary
Austen comes to England knowing as an American he'll stick out at his new school. But when an errant owl lands him at Hogwarts he's in for more than he expected. If it’s not hard enough being the only American at Hogwarts, Austen’s sorted into the most despised of all the houses. Then bumbling around the dungeon while trying to find his common room, he unwittingly helps the monster from the Chamber of Serpents. Will he discover the secret of the Chamber before he becomes another victim of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Excerpt
Chapter 1 – The Sorting Hat High above, on the side of a cliff, stood the largest castle I'd ever seen—ever imagined. The windows glowed with candlelight, as the last desperate rays of light silhouetted the castle against a gray sky. I knew Britain was famous for old crumbly buildings, but this place was ridiculous. One of the teachers announced, "First years, wait here. In a moment, we'll enter the Great Hall where you'll be sorted into houses." As we waited to enter, all the talk seemed to be about was how much they didn't want to be in a house called Slipperen. "What house are you hoping to be sorted into, Austin?" Colin asked me. "Ummm." I looked at the age and general condition of the place. "One that doesn't leak." "I'm going to be in Gryffinbore. I hope." Gryffinbore, Slipperen, who thought up these names? Inside, the hall was huge, and the ceiling looked as if it was open to the sky. Candles floated above the table. I swear I could almost see invisible strings holding them up. Though quite impressive, the effect screamed fire hazard. We waited for our names to be called, then sat down on a stool in front of the entire school as a singing hat—that I figured had to be animatronic—told what house we were in. The other two houses had terrible names too: Ravenbeak and Huffalump. The kids from each house cheered whenever someone was put into their house. Slipperen had noticeably fewer students than the others. The way everything was staged reminded me of this place my dad once took me to in Hollywood called The Magic Castle. They had secret doors that opened when you said the magic words and all sorts of tricks and illusions everywhere. But it was tiny compared to Hogworts. I'd never heard of anything on this scale. Every teacher was completely costumed, and the magic, singing hat looked flawless. Finally, my name was the last to be called. "Austin Winters." I felt lightheaded as I walked up and sat on the stool. An old witch put the hat on my head, and it felt warm, as if it was alive. When it spoke, the sound echoed in my skull. "Slipperen!" I passed out.

Table of Contents
Chapter 1 – The Sorting Hat Chapter 2 – Platform What?! Chapter 3 – Professor Smape Chapter 4 – Lost and Found Chapter 5 – The Boy Who Lived Chapter 6 – Stood Up Chapter 7 – The Darkest Dungeon Chapter 8 – The Wand Chapter 9 – Quitlage or Die! Chapter 10 – The Plotter Posse Chapter 11 – Bubbles and the Unbreakable Vow Chapter 12 – Bubbles of Trouble Chapter 13 – The Swelling Scandal Chapter 14 – Dueling Dilemma Chapter 15 – Secret Favors Chapter 16 – Christmas Streaking Chapter 17 – Tall Tails Chapter 18 – It's the Pipes, Stupid Chapter 19 – Dumblesnore Sours Chapter 20 – Hermione's Danger Chapter 21 –The House Cup