Florentin' Cliches : The Dictator Lifts the State of Emergency with a Crane

By Smarandache, Florentin

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Title:	Florentin' Cliches : The Dictator Lifts the State of Emergency with a Crane
Author:	Smarandache, Florentin
Volume:
Language:	English
Subject:	Fiction, Drama and Literature, Cliches
Collections:	Authors Community, Philosophy
Historic Publication Date:	2013
Publisher:	World Public Library

Member Page:	Florentin Smarandache
Citation APA MLA Chicago Smarandache, B. F. (2013). Florentin' Cliches : The Dictator Lifts the State of Emergency with a Crane. Retrieved from http://gutenberg.cc/

Description
The Florentin's Cliché should be constructed as follows: - Change the figurative language [figure of speech] of a cliché to a literal language; - Or distort the clichés, make them abnormal, deviate their common sense by simple substitutions of words; - Or eliminate some words from a cliché, or switch the verbs between assertion and negation, in order to give the cliché a surprising new significance: - Or consider a chain of (more or less) contradictory clichés and put together with a unitary semantics; - Or juxtapose a cliché with a … (partial or total) contradictory syntagma! And as a whole the Florentin’s Cliché should be bended with humor.

Excerpt
51. To be in the right place at the left time! 52. The German language you learn it’s Greek to me 53. This dirty and shaded homeless saved me like a knight in shinning armor 54. In cold blood but hot under the collar he throws cold water on her to getting hot 55. Do not step on his toes, but on his shoes. 56. I don’t like you. Nice to see you! 57. The director jumped to conclusion from the third floor through the window…

Table of Contents
Preface: Changing the Figurative Language to a Literal Language: 4 Florentin’s Clichés: 12